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English definition of “(as) thick as two short planks”

(as) thick as two short planks

slang
very stupid: He's a very skilled football player but he's as thick as two short planks.
(Definition of (as) thick as two short planks from the Cambridge Advanced Learners Dictionary & Thesaurus © Cambridge University Press)
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