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English definition of “(as) thick as two short planks”

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(as) thick as two short planks

slang
very stupid: He's a very skilled football player but he's as thick as two short planks.
Translations of “(as) thick as two short planks”
in Chinese (Traditional) 笨得像木頭,笨到極點…
in Chinese (Simplified) 笨得像木头,笨到极点…
(Definition of (as) thick as two short planks from the Cambridge Advanced Learners Dictionary & Thesaurus © Cambridge University Press)
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