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English definition of “couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery”

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couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery

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said about someone who is completely unable to organize things
Translations of “couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery”
in Chinese (Traditional) 小小事也安排不好,連一點小事也辦不了…
in Chinese (Simplified) 屁事儿也安排不好,连一点儿小事也办不了…
(Definition of couldn't organize a piss-up in a brewery from the Cambridge Advanced Learners Dictionary & Thesaurus © Cambridge University Press)
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