Definition of “(as) thick as two short planks” - English Dictionary

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“(as) thick as two short planks” in British English

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(as) thick as two short planks

UK slang

very stupid:

He's a very skilled football player but he's as thick as two short planks.

(Definition of “(as) thick as two short planks” from the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary & Thesaurus © Cambridge University Press)

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